I had an idea the other day, at work when I was in the Porto-John. I was standing there taking a piss and reading what others had written on the wall-- usually racist, sexual and political shit, opinions or jokes I don't know. So I thought how cool would it be, during the course of a day to pick out one comment whether it be something written in a bathroom, a highway message, an overheard comment from a deli or market--- just something that made me pause and wonder, "what?"-- much like a Facebook status, pick one out, whether unjust, crude or politically incorrect and just write it down. It won't be something I wrote or thought up but just a random comment that, for one reason or another resonated with me at that time. It won't be a new blog everyday but just one dedicated blog I will add to when I remember or see something that sticks. This is strictly a fun exercise.

1. You are what you eat. Be delicious! (Shaws Deli)
Ok so it's a classic and still works. It got my mind motoring on the sexual jokometer.

nothing has stuck out since... even toilet humor is boring